The Emergent Bible (Humor via Truthinator’s Blog)

Hilarious and heart wrenching at the same time. There are those who are rewriting history and reinterpreting the Bible in such a way these days that this may as well be the Bible they would love to have. In fact, this Bible is not only for the ultra-heinous heretic, there are so many people that you and I know who desire to live a decent and upstanding life, but sadly, are either ignorant or indifferent to what the Word of God actually says. Check out Truthinator’s Blog. You’ll laugh at the irony but cry over its reality; yet, if the Spirit doth impart to us the blessed truth of Christ crucified in God’s Word, at least we will be stirred so as not to be lukewarm. Grace and peace, y’all.

The Emergent Bible (Humor) First, there was the Living Bible, then the NIV, now B.L.Z. Bubb Publishing House introduces the Emergent Bible! This baby is blank from page 1 to page 659. You don’t have to worry about giving up anything when you follow this version. When approached by a Calvinist concerning the total depravity of man, you can truthfully say that your Bible doesn’t mention depravity. Help an Arminian friend who is concerned about losing his salvation (again).… Read More

via Truthinator’s Blog

About Jon J. Cardwell

"The Spirited Speaker" - Pastor of Sovereign Grace Baptist Church in Anniston, Alabama. Nationally recognized speaker and publisher. Author of several books, including the bestseller, Christ and Him Crucified.

3 Comments

  1. HEY! We already tried that idea with a certain publisher and got nowhere fast….evidently we didn’t bark up the correct tree.

    Sorry, I forgot. For an emergent there is no tree that is correct or incorrect. Or is there even a tree?

    How can we know?

    Who are “we?”

    Is.

    It.

    True.

    Or.

    Is it.

    False? (to borrow Rob Bell’s maddening writing style)

    A thousand pardons, Jon.

  2. Jon,

    Thanks for your kind words about my humor/satire work. These truly do cut both ways. They may seem funny yet, in reality, they communicate how depraved mankind really is. Hopefully, people will read this piece and get a laugh but also get a kick in the posterior as well… That is the goal.

    Blessings,
    T.

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