Mike Kelly: Sweet Tweets This Week

Mike Kelly of BibleMemCoins tweets on August 29th, approximately 11:00 pm: “I may have to resort to Chuck Norris facts…..to liven up the joint!”

The following are tweets that came forth in the aftermath:

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris…..he finds you.

Chuck Norris can SPEAK Braille.

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris singing the “Star Spangled Banner”

Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his arms, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300…..without a ball…..he wasn’t even in a bowling alley.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards….. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

About Jon J. Cardwell

"The Spirited Speaker" - Pastor of Sovereign Grace Baptist Church in Anniston, Alabama. Nationally recognized speaker and publisher. Author of several books, including the bestseller, Christ and Him Crucified.

2 Comments

  1. I have to admit, I laughed out loud on most of these.

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